Joker

Come in sir, a suit you want?

Gotta measure you first.

Gotta measure your thighs.

Which way do you dress?

Where my balls hang best.

Not given to frippery,

But that was just a jest.

The tailor smiled.

I see sir.

Showed him many cloths.

But one struck him,

It was purple.

I will take that.

But sir that is an outrageous colour,

I could not recommend.

It’s my choice,

Not yours.

I pay up front;

Say you met the joker.